Dave is the workee, this is a picture
of him.... we have had to blank out the picture to protect the
[not so] innocent.
We blame Dave for everything, now you
can too!
Dave is just so good at taking the blame we decided that we should
blame him for EVERYTHING!
Doesn't matter what goes wrong, it's Dave's fault. Everything
is Dave's fault!
Why take any punishment if something has gone wrong, it clearly
wasn't your fault, or ours, and as long as Dave is around then
it never has to be.
Did you forget an anniversary? Pehaps you spilt something on
the carpet? Is your partner going to be cross? No need to worry,
it wasn't your fault.
Dont Delay, Blame Dave Today!
Is it smashed, cracked or broken? Did you have an
accident, trip or fall? Not your responsibility and need a scapegoat?
Did you bend it, break it, lose it or use it? Did
you burn it, stain it, rip it or melt it? Cut it, drop it, miss
it or lose it?
It doesn't matter what it was - feel free to unburden
yourself of any fault, we don't care what you did and Dave, quite
simply, has no say in the matter- it's Dave's fault and that's
that.
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